Forward

Brian sat down at a computer. He had just finished a stupid essay for english about a memory that has impacted life. Unfourtunatly for Brian, he has no life, there for, nothing can impact it. Not to mention that he has no interesting expirences that he could write on. He would have done the other assignment on writing down his physical descriptions, but his hair was very sad today and didn't want to be commented on. "Sniffle..." said his hair. "Uggg..." Said Brian In the previous weeks, Brian realized that his second blog would need to be perfect. His old blog was a testament to the times("AHH!" Brian screamed as a ball point pen flew across the room. He knew much about ball point pens, and because of his blog being such a testament, everyone did) so his new blog would have to be spectacular. No more posts starting with "I'm bored". "I'm Bored" is a very complex sentence. Not really, but time was runing out on Brian's english class and he needed to wrap this up quickly. Brian liked verbs(except for to mingle, but that is another story for another time), and how he ever loved pronouns("I" espicially"). But something needed to change. "I've got it!" Said Brian in his inside voice. "I'll chnage the person!" From then on, Brian Is Irked will be a third person blog.