The Dolphin vs. The LC

"Meow!" Bobber cheered as he tried to catch the hoppping dust bunnies. Bobber had a rocky relationship with the dust bunnies, and it was hard to figure out whether they were friends or if he was trying to eat them. LC had given up trying to figure Bobber out, thus she was snoozing atop Brian's blue chair. "GUYS! GUYS!" Brian bursted as he yelled through the door. Bobber stopped abusing the poor inanimate dust bunnies and got a wild look in his eyes. LC started to leave, for any time Bobber got a wild look it usually meant that something was going to be pounced on, and nine times out of ten, that something was her. "The military is in cohoots with the dophins!" LC stopped dead in her tracks. If there was one animal she hated it was dolphins. Because of dolphin safety, her favorite brand of tuna went up by a substantial percent. Most would find this heartless, but considering that Anti-LC, lord of all dolphins alledgeadly sent wave after wave of suicidal emo dolphins just to piss her off, her anger was justified. "We need to stop them! Fake scientific studies say that 1 out of 5 dolphins are pure evil! If they get a hold of nuclear submarine they could destroy liberty, justice, Kate Botello, or worse..." "Meow?" "That's right LC. And if they do kill the cast of Instant Star, what will we watch on friday nights?" "Meow" "You've got to be kidding me, LC! Degrassi? That's a new low" "Me-ow" "I don't care how many awards it's won, that doesn't stop it from being drama-ridiculus." "Hmph" LC sauntered away, most likely to her secret lair to do away with Anti-LC and the rest of the emo dolphins. "MROW!" said Bobber as he pounced on Brian's sock. Brian should have known by that look that something was going to be pounced. and one time out of ten that something was an inanimate object that belonged to Brian. In this case, it was Brian's foot(which normally was animate, but had fallen asleep).