"Oh my god...

... Are you Ok, honey?" Mary, Brian's mother, asked. Mary was currently on her cell phone. Brian was sitting at the dinner table, trying to eat his chicken and regretting that he had just binged on Mike and Ikes a half hour before. "Will it grow back?" Mary furthered to question. Brian gave her a typical WTF look. She then noticed her sons confusion and belted "her finger!" "I wonder how she dialed her cell phone..." Brian pondered out loud. [I bet it's all bloody!] Chirped Bobber as he popped into appearance from around the corner. Bobber was Brian's cat, and was otherwise known as: The Lovable Rascal. [Ew] droned LC as she sauntered into the kitchen. LC was also Brian’s cat, and was otherwise known as: Hella Smarter Than Bobber. [No matter, she's probably faking] [I wonder if it's serious] Bobber started to worry. "She's probably faking" Said Brian said LC. LC was never meant to play second fiddle, or any musical instrument for that matter(due to the lack of thumb appendages). She always felt like a smart sophisticated woman trapped in a cats body and wished that someone could understand her. "Oh, sorry LC" Brian apologized. While some more observant humanoids would find this inter-species communication a bit odd(after all, humans use quotation marks and animals use brackets, duh!), there were more important issues on hand. "I think I'm going to call Katie 'Stubby' from now on!" "Brian be nice to stub- I mean, your sister!" hushed Mary. "I still don't know the severity of the situation, now shush!" [Make sure to emphasize on the severe]mumbled LC as she left to get a drink from the faucet in the bathroom. [CHASE!]Bobber yelped as he got the urge to attack his poor sister. His worryment was gone. “Sigh, I’ll be there in a half hour. Bye...” Mary said over the two bickering feline siblings. “I knew she should have gotten a math degree...” And that was the day that Katie got 1/16 of an inch of her finger cut off. For more info on that, and other more or less facinating stories, visit http://anywaykatie.blogspot.com