"Well, it's better than your "Brokeback Bobber" idea...

"... after analyzing how much Bobber and King Kong have in common, I got the most ingenius idea!" "Oh lord..." Brian was on his couch talking into an invisable phone speaking to his invisable friend. This friend was named Stoo, and because most of Brian's best conversations happen in his head, Stoo had agreed to be a more integral part in Brian's third person experiment gone hellishly awry. "It will be the best movie ever! Bobber meets King Kong!" Brian exclaimed. "Lemme guess: Bobber Kong?" Stoo inquired. "That would sound a little too much like Donkey Kong, and Bobber is nobodies love monkey" "King Bobber?" "LC is the royalty of the family, and she would not be pleased if Bobber started stealing her glory" "Naturally..." "The title will be: Really Big Bobber" "Oh lord..." Stoo sighed Stoo was a faithful companion of Brian's ever since their fight to save Brian Land from the dreaded magician Merlock. Stoo currently resided in a small country off the coast of Russia, where his cousin reigned as despotic empress. "Do I dare ask of the plot?" Stoo poked. "You probably shouldn't, but... 200 years into the future, Kate Botello wishes to get back on TV so she follows a map to Universal Studios, but she reads the map wrong and ends up at the ancient street of Clark Place, where she investigates the house of Bobber. In the future, Bobber is gigantic. Kate is so taken aback by this giant cat that she decides to make it her friend, and they spend the rest of the movie searching for old memoribillia of The Brave Little Toaster" explained Brian. "It's a movie that everyone will enjoy!" "But that is nothing like King Kong!" "Bobber is afraid of heights." "Isn't he also afraid of talking toasters?" "Only if he meets one on a sky scraper" "I see. And I'm sure that the special effects will be..." "The best ever!" Brian answered mid sentance. "Sock puppets and flash animation galore!" NOTE: Brian got sick of typing, so he's ending right here. Horray.