"No, Stoo, go away." Stoo was utterly unfazed. "Kylee... I have chosen to go another way." "You mean you're going to start watching the history channel?" Kylee was in shock, and was pretty sure Brian would never allow such a thing to happen. "No. I'm going to open Brian's mystery package." "Oh, great" Kylee grumbled. "I bet you anything he'll blame me for letting you do this, and then I'll be in trouble because I'm supposed to be looking after his blog, not letting invisible friends wreak havoc on it." "What's the worst that could happen?" Stoo reasoned. "Well, when you put it that way..." Kylee was awfully curious about what might be in this mystery package. And after all, wouldn't they be doing Brian a favor? "Open it! Open it!" "Have you got a knife?" "I've always got a knife. Here," offered Kylee, brandishing her personal butcher knife. Stoo wielded the blade aloft, and brought it crashing down to the tape binding the irresistible box. A troupe of dancing posies waltzed out and sang some nice songs. Kylee and Stoo were enchanted. Suddenly the box exploded! KKKHHHHRRRREEEEBOOOOOAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Debris flew everywhere! Brian's blog shuddered with the impact, then sank to the ground. It burst into flames. The whole place had gone to pots! When they were relatively certain nothing more was going to happen, Kylee and Stoo lifted their heads. "Now, the main thing to remember," Stoo reminded her, "is to pretend nothing ever happened. Act natural, and Brian won't notice a thing." Kylee was skeptical. "Right. We'll sit right in the middle, the picture of innocence, and he'll never suspect. I mean... it doesn't look THAT different, does it?"