"Oh my god...

... Are you Ok, honey?" Mary, Brian's mother, asked. Mary was currently on her cell phone. Brian was sitting at the dinner table, trying to eat his chicken and regretting that he had just binged on Mike and Ikes a half hour before. "Will it grow back?" Mary furthered to question. Brian gave her a typical WTF look. She then noticed her sons confusion and belted "her finger!" "I wonder how she dialed her cell phone..." Brian pondered out loud. [I bet it's all bloody!] Chirped Bobber as he popped into appearance from around the corner. Bobber was Brian's cat, and was otherwise known as: The Lovable Rascal. [Ew] droned LC as she sauntered into the kitchen. LC was also Brian’s cat, and was otherwise known as: Hella Smarter Than Bobber. [No matter, she's probably faking] [I wonder if it's serious] Bobber started to worry. "She's probably faking" Said Brian said LC. LC was never meant to play second fiddle, or any musical instrument for that matter(due to the lack of thumb appendages). She always felt like a smart sophisticated woman trapped in a cats body and wished that someone could understand her. "Oh, sorry LC" Brian apologized. While some more observant humanoids would find this inter-species communication a bit odd(after all, humans use quotation marks and animals use brackets, duh!), there were more important issues on hand. "I think I'm going to call Katie 'Stubby' from now on!" "Brian be nice to stub- I mean, your sister!" hushed Mary. "I still don't know the severity of the situation, now shush!" [Make sure to emphasize on the severe]mumbled LC as she left to get a drink from the faucet in the bathroom. [CHASE!]Bobber yelped as he got the urge to attack his poor sister. His worryment was gone. “Sigh, I’ll be there in a half hour. Bye...” Mary said over the two bickering feline siblings. “I knew she should have gotten a math degree...” And that was the day that Katie got 1/16 of an inch of her finger cut off. For more info on that, and other more or less facinating stories, visit http://anywaykatie.blogspot.com

"Stupid Mafia"

"Pop punk is contradictory, Psycobilly makes me fear the south even more than I do now, and I have no clue how to pronounce Hyphy" Brian grumbled to himself. A tragedy had occurred. While trying to gather all the songs from the second season of Instant Star(so he could make bootleg copies for his mafia... long story), he accidentally added an Alexz Johnson song to his myspace. Instead of changing the song into one that he had already used, he decided it would be best if he would become more diverse and find new music to enjoy. "MEOW!!!" Bobber, one of Brian's beloved cats, screeched as loud banging and saw noises blared out of Brian’s computer speaker. "Call me a purist, but I prefer music that is actually musical" said Stoo as he walked down the stairs as he rolled his eyes. "It's experimental music, it's supposed to sound like a four-year-old nightmarishly rampaging through a grormet German restaurant kitchen." Brian replied. "Hmm, maybe soul is more my style..." "Didn't you sell yours?" "Stupid DECA... But it's all good. I traded my happiness for a spare soul in the 8th grade just in case I would end up taking a marketing class." "Erm..." stuttered Stoo. He often found himself in awe of Brian's planning skills. "Oh, look! Garbage has myspace!" "I'm Only Happy When It Rains... I always liked the rain! It's like everyone taking a shower at the same time." "Except without the awkward restraining orders." "That settles it. My myspace background song will be I'm Only Happy When It Rains!" From that day forth, Brian's myspace song is I’m Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage. But being Brian, he will probably change it to some theme from an 80s children’s cartoon show within a week. Brian's Myspace